I really hate when I put food in the microwave and it starts popping and making explosive noises so I check it and it’s freezing cold like why you gotta play me like that
A necessary message for all the nice guys out there.
SCREAMING
(Source: bullshit-time)
(Source: linbeifong)
watch out guys obama is doing his job
(Source: errecii)
when guys talk about how gross periods are i just laugh because guys have a floppy piece of flesh that gets hard and that’s pretty fuckin weird, bucko
At least we don’t bleed from it.
i was going to tell you you missed the entire point but your blog title is let the blood flow and i can’t stop fucking laughing
I will honestly be surprised if no one else has thought of this before.
This tho
omg.
i can’t.
- Truth.
This guy knows what’s up.
